If you want to kill your website or blog, try using wildly animated cursors. On Yahoo Answers, some one asked how to increase traffic to their website. Out of sheer curiosity, I took a peak at the site mentioned. HOLY $#!% – There are trailing fireballs for a cursor!!!! Want to know why no one is visiting your site??? Extinguish the fire cursor!!! Cluttering your blog or website with extra, meaningless, annoying crap like animated cursors is actually turning people away from your site!!!
A forum post at Blogger sums it up perfectly:
remember: nobody cares which N*Sync member you are, what State you are, which Party of Five kid you are, or which Weezer song you are. the second you put one of those things on your blog you need to delete your blog and try out for the marching band. similarilly, nobody gives a **** what the weather is like in your town, nobody wants you to change their cursor into a butterfly, nobody wants to vote on whether your blog is hot or not, and nobody gives a rat ass what song youre listening to.
So, what’s one of the easiest ways to increase traffic? Use keywords to optimize your site for search engines.